Gah. I hate when you type out a big long post and then IT DOESN'T POST!
So I'm not typing it out again. Sorry. But here's a survey. :)
01. First things first.
Are you single?
Not at all.
Who was the last guy that texted you? What did he say?
Jordan: "Yep." Hahaha.
What did you reply?
I don't remember. I may not have, because I left to go grocery shopping.
Whose hand did you hold last? Did it mean anything?
Jordan's. Always does.
What about the last person you kissed? Will you kiss them again?
Same. And yes. Many, many times.
Can you take off a bra with one hand?
Usually. Unless its that annoying one I have with the crazy clasp.
What does the last message in your outbox say?
I don't save my sent messages. Just takes up space.
Do you have any siblings? What are their ages?
Yep. Jordan[yes, I'm dating a guy with the same name as my brother] - 16
Caleb - 13
Joel - 11
Have you ever been face-to-face with a celebrity? Who?
JOSH GROBAN AHHHH. Best day of my life.
And there was that one time I saw Wayne Brady driving down 400, but I don't know if that counts.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Nope. I used to, of course. But as I got older they started to annoy me.
So, we covered the bra, but what about your jeans? Can you unbutton and unzip those with one hand?
What about someone else's?
Of course. Usually my other hand is...otherwise engaged.
How old was the last person that kissed you?
20. Actually, no, I haven't kissed him after his birthday, so 19.
And how old are you?
Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Do you have your driver's license? What state is it for?
Would this be the state that you're in right now?
Do you own anything from a sex shop?
No, surprisingly enough.
What was the last web site that you visited?
Facebook. As always.
Are you going to go to college?
Already am. Junior in the fall.
What did you do last night?
Made a father's day card. That was pretty kick-ass, if I do say so myself.
What's your favorite sports team?
What are you doing tonight?
Pretty much nothing, at this point. Except talking to the boy.
What's the ad on the side of your screen for right now?
...Maple Story? I'm sure I don't want to know.
What are you wearing?
My comfy blue and yellow striped Gap dress.
Who was the last female to text you? What did she say?
SacMan: "But dorks with good taste."
And what did you reply to her?
I don't know. I'm pretty sure I said, "Naturally."
Do you watch what you eat and work out?
Sort of. I don't stress about it though. I've got my mother for that.
Has anyone ever farted in your face?
Um...no. Thank god.
How old are your parents?
Do you live with them?
For the summer, yes.
Is there anyone that you call baby?
No. Everyone is either "love", "kid", or "honey."
What are you listening to right now?
"Friend to a Stranger" - Emerson Hart.
Are you aquaintances with any famous people?
No. I mean, Josh Groban and I are married, he just doesn't know it.
What do you smell like?
I usually end up smelling like this pomegranate lotion I have. Or so the boy tells me.
What's the last thing you ate?
Gum. And if that doesn't count...salad and italian sausage for dinner.
Does the person you're seeing right now have pubic hair or do they shave it off?
Like I'm going to answer that. On the internet.
Who's your favorite artist?
Frank Sinatra. Dean Martin. Billie Holiday. Ella Fitzgerald. Charlie Parker. Josh Groban. Michael Buble. Jason Mraz. Ryan Adams. Coldplay.
When's the last time you were drunk?
God. Since before school let out. So...definitely beginning of May.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Um...Not really anything at the moment. I may be meeting Aaren for lunch, but I don't have to work tomorrow, so mostly just chillin. Maybe I'll hit the pool.
Is the guy you're closest to right now circumsized? Do you even know?
Again. I'm not going to answer this. On the internet.
Which MLB team is closest to your house?
Have you ever seen a man naked?
What about a woman?
Yes. And other than myself, yes.
What's your favorite toy?
Boys and coconut rum. Depending on what kind of toys we're talking about.
Speaking of 46, who's the 46th contact in your phone?
Ian. He's a theatre kid from school. That's pretty much all you need to know.
How many people in your phone book start with the letter R? Who?
6. Rachel, Ray, Rebecka, Robby, Rose, Ryan.
What about S? Who?
8. SacMan, Sara, Scott, Stalker Boy, Steph, Stephanie, Steven, Susan.
What's your best friend's last name?
Lasky and Bodeep.
Were you an Nsync or Backstreet Boys fan?
I loved them both, but definitely Backstreet Boys over Nsync.